The Three Little Pigs.
So, we like (these) stories because...
I like pigs. They're fat and adorable!
Plus these piggy stories really relate to our childhood, you know?
I had so many versions of them. The wolf blows the house down, blah blah blah.
Yeah, exactly. And I love how two of the little pigs are always like, really dumb. I mean, who builds a house out of straw and sticks but doesn't even use GLUE?!
Apparently them.. I'm BLONDE and I'm even smarter than that. I mean, come on!
Yeah, I know. A blonde is smart enough to not do that. I know if I were one of the pigs, I'd run to my smart sibling's house (the one with the bricks) and call animal control or the CIA or SOMETHING. Like, seriously!
If I was one of the pigs, I would have been the one who BUILT the brick house. (She's a BRICK..HOUSE! ...Sorry.) I lost my train of thought, thanks. Go on.
Sorry! But anyways.. I would definitely have a shotgun under my bed or whatever... Self defense!
The pig who cried wolf... Or is it the boy who cried wolf? What if your "self defense" was.. SLENDY? Not the wolf?
Oh my goodness I have a nerd crush on Slendy! Uh, back on topic... I don't think I'd be a pig. I'd probably be the wolf.. Only much smarter.
Really? Hmm.. Wolves are pretty smart, you know. I mean, one tried to eat my cat once.
Like, tried? Didn't succeed! But anywhooo... I think that's the end of our discussion. We like pigs, wolves are terrible at blowing things, et cetera.
-Sara
~Jessie
Wonderful <3
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