I'm on a Bus!

So, in my English class, we're supposed to write a satirical song about something that bugs us.... soooo... I'm going to write a parody of "I'm on a Boat" by The Lonely Island. It's about being on a bus. Something that bugs me: Illinois. (We're going to Cincinnati...Jessie and I wrote it.)

I'm on a Bus

(Cincinnati!) Oh, dang! Get your pillows ready!
We're about to drive off! (Cincinnati, oh yeah!)

Everybody on the bus sit yourselves down! (Cincinnati yeah!)

But stay on your motherlovin' toes!

We runnin this, leggo!

I'm on a bus!

I'm on a bus!

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding on a bus!

I'm on a bus!

I'm on a bus!

Take a long hard look at the big charter bus!

Straight drivin on a bus lookin at all the trees

Bustin 55 mph

A/C freezin off our toes

You can't stop me cuz bro I'm on a bus!

Take a picture Trish! (trish)

I'm on a bus snitch!

We drinkin monsta energy cuz it's so crisp

I got my PillowPet and my Twilight copy

I'm eatin candy, you at school straight eatin crappy

I'm riding a coaster doin twists and spit

Some kid is pukin gettin everybody all sick

But we ain't there yet, we still on the bus

I'm on a bus bro, don't you ever forget

I'm on a bus and it's goin slow and 

I got a nice little doodad from a rest stop

I'm the boss of the world on a bus like lucinda

If you still in C'dale you sure ain't me!

Ohhhhh

Eff cars I'm on a bus a charter bus!

Eff trees I climb stairs like a pro bro!

I'm on a bussss...oh.